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[crowsicle]

sup
looks like im afk for whatever reason even if my computers basically sitting on my face
leave a message and maybe if im feeling magnanimous ill get back to you when im done with whatever important biznasty ive got on my hands

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[prankmaster]

dude.
are you ok?

[crowsicle]

yeah why wouldnt i be

[prankmaster]

you sounded really frustrated, is all.
are you sure you're ok?

[crowsicle]

i am as mind numbingly chill as the arctic circle
so chill ive got like puffins nesting in my ice cold ruff
the weathermans barometers flip their shit every time i pass by all like WATCH OUT theres a cold front coming through
there aint nothing touching this birds cool
yeah
john neither of them said anything to me

[prankmaster]

soooo you're not cool.
i told you to leave it alone, dave!
but, that's kind of too late now huh.
did you want to talk?
i'm way cooler than the birds you were planning to hang out with.

[crowsicle]

dude dont talk shit about my avian brethren
you dont know fly until youve seen me taking names with my seagull bros
i dont know if i can chat with you if youre going to be so unjustifiably rude to my twittering friends
not that theres anything really to talk about
i mean those two can do what they want

[prankmaster]

i wasn't talking shit, i was just saying i am way cooler.
which is the truth.
and i probably shouldn't have phrased that as a question.
because we are going to talk whether you want to or not!
so talk!!

[crowsicle]

its fine
i know youve probably got your movie boner on right now but we dont have to do the soul sister thing
its not like i didnt see this coming
i mean i didnt but
whatever theyre happy i dont care
i just couldve stood for a little heads up i guess

[prankmaster]

well, me saying it was sort of a heads up.
even though it was in reverse...

[prankmaster]

speaking of movies, we should go have a marathon.

[crowsicle]

[crowsicle]

[...]

what movies

[prankmaster]

what kind of movies do they have over here?

[crowsicle]

shitty ones
youll probably wet your god pajamas with excitement
want to go find some

[prankmaster]

if by shitty you mean totally awesome, hell.
yes.
i am so in.

[crowsicle]

ok
i know im going to regret saying this
like my brain is literally cringing away from my skull already
but im pretty sure i saw ghostbusters and the karate kid at a video store near my place

(1/2)

[prankmaster]

!!!!

(2/2)

[prankmaster]

then what are we waiting for, dave?
let's go let's go LET'S GO.
i will even fly you over there myself.
let's gooooooo!!

[crowsicle]

wow
hi ive got my own home grown aerial transportation thanks
calm down before you bust an artery
do you even have canadian money or are you relying once again on my nigh angelic beneficence
sign
let me get my purse

[prankmaster]

the fact that you have a purse makes this ten times more awesome.
i'll pay you back, dude.
with a movie marathon.

[crowsicle]

the fact that you actually think i have a purse makes you ten times more of a doofus
are you here yet or are you still on the floor trying to get your fine motor skills back
i know bill murray has that effect on you

[prankmaster]

your face is a doofus.
and uh... where is here anyway?
you never told me where you lived!! unless you live in the same apartment building.

[crowsicle]

oh right
we live in this shitty apartment on the east side
hold on

[Insert crude SBaHJified map and an address here.]

fourth floor room thirteen
ill meet you outside the window

[prankmaster]

i will be knocking on your window.
you better be there!

[crowsicle]

yeah ill be there
all waving my hanky and sighing wistfully at the sky
someday my prince will come
anyway later