[It's not that he hasn't changed the channel. It's just there is nothing good on. EVER. Especially when he's used to the comedic genius of one Ben Stiller*. Days of Our Canadian Lives just isn't cutting it, when he honestly has nothing else to do besides stare blearily at the television.
Luckily, thanks to his best friend, he's used to watching total crap. He can take it.]
Uh--
[He lifts his head when she moves to pick up Dr. Doof, then shifts onto his side to face her. It's about as much movement as he can really manage, though he takes Doof back gratefully when she returns him and tucks him somewhere a little safer. At this point, Davesprite usually just leaves Doof on the floor whenever a stray movement of his wing knocks him off.
It's hard, being a huge feathery asshole. It's hard and nobody understands.]
Thanks. You okay?
[It's not like he wouldn't notice, and he knows from experience how hard moving is now.]
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Luckily, thanks to his best friend, he's used to watching total crap. He can take it.]
Uh--
[He lifts his head when she moves to pick up Dr. Doof, then shifts onto his side to face her. It's about as much movement as he can really manage, though he takes Doof back gratefully when she returns him and tucks him somewhere a little safer. At this point, Davesprite usually just leaves Doof on the floor whenever a stray movement of his wing knocks him off.
It's hard, being a huge feathery asshole. It's hard and nobody understands.]
Thanks. You okay?
[It's not like he wouldn't notice, and he knows from experience how hard moving is now.]
*Your comedic mileage may vary.