[He actually snorts at the bird joke--it triggers a brief coughing fit, but he's still grinning at the end of it.]

Jesus, Nill. That sucked.

[It's said in the fondest tone possible. Davesprite lifts one thumb towards his chest.]

Leave irony to the experts, okay? Maybe I'll give you tips when we get out of here, pro bono. 'M giving lessons already anyway.

[He lets his hand fall again.]

So yeah, open invitation to my place, whenever. We can chill on the roof. Unless heights are bad?