The box is about the size of a shoebox and wrapped in plain brown paper, tied with green ribbons in a messy, but crafty little bow. A tag says "To Dave, from Eren" in the completely bizarre alphabet that Shingekis use that is none-the-less totally legible thanks to magic. INSIDE THE BOX there are a pair of knitted house shoes. House... stockings? Leg warmers? They come up to one's knees, at any rate, and are knitted from brightly colored yarn with black piping on the top and down the sides. The inner sole is made of some kind of warm, fluffy fur, and the outer sole is black leather, possibly just the other side of the fur. Along with the socks is a card, written in the same nonsense alphabet, that says "To keep your new legs warm. I was going to put a joke here about how you don't need them because you're so hot but it was dumb and i ended up writing it anyway why did I write this note in pen"]
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your girlfriend's headwait no this isn't Se7en.The box is about the size of a shoebox and wrapped in plain brown paper, tied with green ribbons in a messy, but crafty little bow. A tag says "To Dave, from Eren" in the completely bizarre alphabet that Shingekis use that is none-the-less totally legible thanks to magic. INSIDE THE BOX there are a pair of knitted house shoes. House... stockings? Leg warmers? They come up to one's knees, at any rate, and are knitted from brightly colored yarn with black piping on the top and down the sides. The inner sole is made of some kind of warm, fluffy fur, and the outer sole is black leather, possibly just the other side of the fur. Along with the socks is a card, written in the same nonsense alphabet, that says "To keep your new legs warm. I was going to put a joke here about how you don't need them because you're so hot but it was dumb and i ended up writing it anyway why did I write this note in pen"]