I swear to fuck if I find another one of your feathers in my bed I am going to pluck you like a Thanksgiving turkey. How do you even get them under the sheets. I roll over and it's like someone stabbed a needle up through the mattress, and lo and behold it's the semi-transparent calamus of one of your tangerine semiplumes.
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How do you even get them under the sheets.
I roll over and it's like someone stabbed a needle up through the mattress, and lo and behold it's the semi-transparent calamus of one of your tangerine semiplumes.