Thread tracking post for Ruby City

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OCTOBER

• i dont need a watch [Intro]
• are you an egbert [Meeting Jane]
• where the hell else would i be [Halloween event: Dirk's death]
• rose? [Halloween event: Rose's death]
• shut up this is science [Halloween event: Dirk's revival]
• whens the last time you sat down miss c [Jane bakes a cake]
• judgment [Halloween event: Bro and Davesprite vs. His Honorable Tyranny]
• the darkness [Halloween event: Alpha!Dave takes on Pyramid Head] (Davesprite not actually involved in this thread but hey)
• i gotta borrow some things [Nest-building in Dirk's room]
• drinking alone is lame [Bro and Davesprite cope]
• only trolls say theyre six [Nepeta is looking for her hat]
• bizarre resurrection party [Psiionic's revival]
• with you back weve got a full house [Alpha!Dave's revival]
• dont forget to pack your toothbrush and some emergency aj [Dave intends to move in]
• please do its for the children [Trolling Cogsworth]
• that makes you like a fifth bird by association [This is the one with Dirk and the blanket]
• seen a whole lot of dead people though [Talking death with Aradia]
• got any dirt on regenerating a whole limb [Asking about his wing]
• i roommate imprinted on you [Telling Dipper to stay in House 12]

NOVEMBER

• congrats bro you climbed one half of this whole mountain [Hot cocoa y/n]
• shut your nasty mouth dude [Davesprite officially moves into Dirk's room to escape the cold]

DECEMBER

• someone heres gotta do flashlight duty [Comforting Bro after Psii's disappearance]
• we could write her ironic sonnets [Planning Alpha!Rose's birthday presents with Dave]
• id also eat cardboard if it was slathered in cheez whiz [Alpha!Rose bakes a birthday cake]
• chinese takeout back in the golden christmases of yore [Talking chicken legs with Claudia Kotomine]
• dude foul [Shadowing Dirk as he skates]
• uh my bad [Snowball fight with Celty]
• saw you hanging out with GC the other day [Telling Dirk about Terezi]
• youre my bro ok were cool [Bro tries to cicada-block Davesprite into a feelings jam]
• if theres a puppet in the box im leaving [Christmas present from Bro]
• did you jack your shades into the network?? [Davesprite says hi to AR]
• why [Attending the Alpha!Marriage]
• obnoxiously orange albatross in the homemade sweater [Helping Akito to House 12]

JANUARY

• booty [Reaction to Captain Smuppet]
• john get down before you hurt yourself | in the interest of continued intergalatic diplomacy step the fuck off [John's entrance]
• wasnt anybody to carry me last time [WARGS]
• things get hungry in the winter [Response to aftermath of wargs]
• were basically just like professionally awesome [Bragging about his bros to Dean]
• the bones only broken in a few places [Threadjacking Alpha!Rose in Allison Argen's post]
• do some canon review | actual color "girly" | someday my prince will come [Bro's shipping post-its]
• and just once in my life maybe i want some goddamn respect [That one time Dirk really pissed Davesprite off]
• is this like a thing with you [Threadjacking Terezi on Vriska's intro]
• i am the star of the middle school dream [Monster-hunting with Dean]
• stars renamed snugglebutt and kissypoo [Valentine's Day plotting with Alpha!Rose]
• two of those assholes went on a woodland stroll [Informing Signless of Bro's whereabouts]
• ok coach whats the ball play [Valentine's Day plotting with Alpha!Dave]
• and then you kind of like turned into the sky [Jade's intro]
• throw them an ironic baby shower [Helping Caren Ortensia adjust to the joys of family]
• ive heard of bad in laws but [Offering to help Celty look for her head]

FEBRUARY

• bro thats COLD [Bathtime with Dirk]
• most people wouldnt want to die like fifty times on their birthday [Giving Agito birthday advice]
• thats what mattered [Philosophy with Kaworu (and Dirk)]
• looks like you had one hell of a ski break [Welcoming Killian back]
• has anyone seen dirk??? [Responding to Dirk's disappearance]
• been chilling here a little while [Welcoming Dirk back]
• i fell into a christmas special coma [Discussing TV with Dean]
• glad someone found a use for them [Responding to Akito's V-Day present]
• oh youre boyfriend troll [Meeting Sollux]
• youve reached brother where the fucketh art thou [Meeting Sam Winchester]
• 2009 [Answering Remus's survey]
• i dont mind if shes cool with it [Agreeing to babysit Baby Tooth for Jack Frost]
• im more of a hobbyist and part time chewtoy [Meeting Homura]
• do you think the train cares [Meeting Jake]
• happening it just keeps [Castiel announces Dean is missing]

MARCH

• its sort of a gang sign [Explaining colored text to North Italy]
• yeah thats her rerun girl [Meeting Madoka]
• why ere you so big [Ageswap event: Cuddles with Dirk]
• no!!! [Ageswap event: Escaping the cat]
• cheep [Ageswap event: Seeing Dipper]
• TUMP [Ageswap event: Running into Alpha!Dave's dojo]
• youre a buggie [Ageswap event: Tasty Archie Hopper]
• i dont see a pickle [Ageswap event: Ridcully's entrance]
• is it christmas?? [North's entrance]
• its not like im handing you my unborn child [Giving the pendant to Dirk]
• -- [Dirk announces Davesprite's missing] (another post Davesprite wasn't present for but whatevs)

APRIL

• whatever nietzche [Coming back from hiatus to the sweet sound of Dirk sucking at life]
• did this place improve that much while i was gone [Discussing movies with SPN's Gabriel]
• the posthumous event of your chosing [Shinjiro's entrance]
• i never got to [Going to Dirk after Bro leaves the city]
• not earth but after [Homura asks whose worlds had monsters]

MAY

• my whole family structure [Greeting Signless with news of Bro's departure]
• define kids | after school special shift [Hawkeye suggests patrols, Little Loki and Davesprite banter]
• rose you have no idea [Rose's entrance]
• zombie as in [Talking to Hanna after {...}'s departure]
• i hella mean like capitalism [Powerswap event: LEGS]
• i got legs | thats my sisters or one of theirs [Powerswap event: Stiles and Archie Hopper discuss the powerswap]
• youve gone and fractured my brand new ass [Dirk tests his frost powers]
• how we show brotherly affection around here [Bro's entrance]
• heard a lot about you [Mom's entrance]
• you look like you got my sisters deal [Encountering Grimdark Steve Rogers]
• what would you power it with your energy legs??? [Discussing tech with Bro]
• a little birdie asked me to get you a boost [Delivering coffee to Godot]
• gone lost my legs inna war again [Coping through drunk sibcuddles and hungover hugs]

JUNE

• sixteen??? [John's intro]
• your friendly exposition dump [Jane's intro]
• i ask out of professional curiosity [Establishing a business partnership with Zacharie]
• i make the rounds when i can | let it go [Discussing monster patrols with Bucky Barnes and Dirk]
• something BIT you?? [Helping Jane patch up Dirk]