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[crowsicle]

sup
looks like im afk for whatever reason even if my computers basically sitting on my face
leave a message and maybe if im feeling magnanimous ill get back to you when im done with whatever important biznasty ive got on my hands

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[crowsicle]

oh
cool
what happened did we tape a snausage to his ass and watch him bite his own dick off trying to get it

[greenshift]

no it wasnt quite that
you probably know by now that the reason he looks like that
and has all those new crazy powers
is because bec got prototyped when i was entering the medium

[crowsicle]

i figured it was something like that yeah
are you ok

[greenshift]

yes im fine!!!
shoosh and let me finish
it turns out bec really knew what he was doing
because it seems like theres a part of jack noir that really thinks hes my dog
so even if hes crazy about stabbing people and everything
he acts a lot like bec when hes around me

[crowsicle]

.................
what

[greenshift]

yeah!!
he does all kinds of things bec used to do
and he even follows me around like a lost puppy
its kind of cute
and i can keep an eye on him

[crowsicle]

you did not just call the stabaholic murderdouche cute
also wtf you cant just let him FOLLOW you everywhere
did you miss the lesson where hes a stabaholic murderdouche???
jesus grab a pen ill give you my notes

[greenshift]

no i didnt miss that lesson!!!
besides i cant really STOP him from doing it
and even if i could, thats why i wouldnt want to!!!
it keeps him busy from doing things like stabbing other people :/
although its hard to keep him from killing all the froggies
i know its because hes from derse
but thats no way to treat them

[crowsicle]

nope denied this plan sucks
i demand a recount and only i can vote
consider this shit VETOED
that asshole is bad news and even if he thinks hes your puppy dog hes a puppy dog with homicidal schizophrenia and also rabies
even rose wouldnt put up with his mental dysfunctions shed just take him out back and give him two needles to the jugular
and then knit a cozy for his corpse to make sure hes extra warm in hell

[greenshift]

well rose is kind of busy at my time so she doesnt get a say
in fact since hes my dog im pretty sure the person who gets a say would be me
and im ok with it
also he doest have rabies geez i made sure of that for bec
actually i dont know if first guardians can get rabies :o

[crowsicle]

im not ok with it
how about that
hes like five different fucking flavors of batshit insane and i didnt come back so you could play house with a shank addict
how long has this been going on

[greenshift]

not long
and probably not for too much longer
its just keeping him busy as we get everything ready for the scratch

[crowsicle]

jade
fuck
are you all alone with him

[greenshift]

not really!
karkat and kanaya are keeping an eye on things too

[crowsicle]

what theyre looking down on you benevolently from outer space??
where the hell is everybody how did this happen

[greenshift]

everyones busy preparing everything!!!
we had to split up to get as much done as possible to make sure the scratch goes ok
and that we all make it through it

[crowsicle]

but youre

come over later ok

[greenshift]

im ok i promise!!!!
everythings going to be alright
<3
ok i will :o