[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
Okay, 'cause there's the talking ghost cat who got an upgrade to text from my bro, and there was the talking dog that fucking treed me, and I think the kraken talked back to my sisters back when they started hissing at it in tongues? And I don't even know what else.
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[ He promises nothing about surprise visits if he ever finds out where Davesprite lives, however. ]
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--It doesn't talk, does it? Your cat. That's a thing here. Talking animals.
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[ Talking animals. ]
Let me check.
[ He leans out of the video feed for a moment--
Can you talk? ...No? Don't meow at me. Use your words.
--before leaning back in, an obviously put-out look on his face. ]
No. I don't think so.
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Wait - the Kraken talks, too??