[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
The box is about the size of a shoebox and wrapped in plain brown paper, tied with green ribbons in a messy, but crafty little bow. A tag says "To Dave, from Eren" in the completely bizarre alphabet that Shingekis use that is none-the-less totally legible thanks to magic. INSIDE THE BOX there are a pair of knitted house shoes. House... stockings? Leg warmers? They come up to one's knees, at any rate, and are knitted from brightly colored yarn with black piping on the top and down the sides. The inner sole is made of some kind of warm, fluffy fur, and the outer sole is black leather, possibly just the other side of the fur. Along with the socks is a card, written in the same nonsense alphabet, that says "To keep your new legs warm. I was going to put a joke here about how you don't need them because you're so hot but it was dumb and i ended up writing it anyway why did I write this note in pen"]
yes its my warmly beating kokoro which i may or may not actually have because what the fuck is sprite physiology anyway treasure it because ive only got one or less than one probably
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[And he heads on down. WHAT'S IN THE BOX, EREN.]
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your girlfriend's headwait no this isn't Se7en.The box is about the size of a shoebox and wrapped in plain brown paper, tied with green ribbons in a messy, but crafty little bow. A tag says "To Dave, from Eren" in the completely bizarre alphabet that Shingekis use that is none-the-less totally legible thanks to magic. INSIDE THE BOX there are a pair of knitted house shoes. House... stockings? Leg warmers? They come up to one's knees, at any rate, and are knitted from brightly colored yarn with black piping on the top and down the sides. The inner sole is made of some kind of warm, fluffy fur, and the outer sole is black leather, possibly just the other side of the fur. Along with the socks is a card, written in the same nonsense alphabet, that says "To keep your new legs warm. I was going to put a joke here about how you don't need them because you're so hot but it was dumb and i ended up writing it anyway why did I write this note in pen"]
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you dorky piece of shit i love you so much
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i love you too
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a glove for my feet
im never taking them off ever i cant fucking believe you
<3
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but im glad you like them
<3 is a heart right?
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treasure it because ive only got one
or less than one
probably
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or less than three?? hahah
im glad you like them tho seriously. they took forever. socks are hard to knit.
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rose knits
ive been subjected to fuckin sonnets on the subject
but for real man these are great
thank you
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happy christmas
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