[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
this is where ordinarily id spam you with obscene amounts of bullshit until you realized there was nothing to worry about but this actually looks pretty serious we might not get home for a while but were ok alright dont worry about us
bro i have never been more unironically fucking serious than i am in this moment when i say do NOT come after us im doing what i can but the more people get pulled into this the less able ill be to keep me and xion safe this isnt something even dirk strider ninja prince of heart can fix so just sit tight until we can get this cluster unfucked you wont even miss me
ok well i wish you didnt have to miss me but i guess theres nothing either of us can really do about that i cant come home id put everybody in danger will you keep an eye on them for me
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Don't make me repeat myself.
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but this actually looks pretty serious
we might not get home for a while
but were ok alright dont worry about us
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Are you going to tell me what's going on or do I have to come and hunt you down.
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do NOT come after us
im doing what i can but the more people get pulled into this the less able ill be to keep me and xion safe
this isnt something even dirk strider ninja prince of heart can fix so just sit tight until we can get this cluster unfucked
you wont even miss me
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I really was.
Right up until that last fucking part.
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well
i wish you didnt have to miss me but i guess theres nothing either of us can really do about that
i cant come home
id put everybody in danger
will you keep an eye on them for me
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Dave.
You're putting me in one hell of an awkward position here.
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im sorry
but trust me at least this much
i know what i need to do and its for something important
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Ok.
I trust you.
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i promise
if we get in over our heads youll be the first one well call
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I'll hold you to that.
Hey, Dave?
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Just don't get hurt, ok?
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ill try
talk to you later bro