[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
man i wish i couldve seen it i bet you set the scene perfectly sorry i didnt hang around i mustve missed my stage cue or maybe the script slates me coming in later so the reunion can be that much more full of emotional turmoil i mean these reunion episodes only happen once every couple seasons we gotta make sure its quite a tearjerker gotta keep the viewers hungry for more strider manpain
anyway polo im making my way downtown walking fast killing horsebeasts theyre going past and im not quite homebound but i guess i could be if you wanted me to be i havent seen hardly anyone else out and about but theres def people out doing some killing because yknow blood is a thing and theres a lot of that im having a grand ol time and by grand ol time i mean ew god gross everythings disgusting and weird
ew nah dude you can stay out there until you assure me youre not dragging home oozing capefuls of nasty ass horse blood that shits impossible to get out of carpet anyway im making coffee do you want anything in yours
cream enough to make it almost the color of an antique photograph and like a spoonful of sugar shit how do you take your coffee i probably take it that way isnt that how this works
anyway ive got a spare outfit in my captchalogue dont you worry your pretty orange head about it and ill hose off the cape before i throw it in the laundry are you gonna make me separate out the colors too or is that something youre capable of also whats for dinner and what time do you actually want me home unless work keeps me late ill be home right on the dot honey
but no youre definitely separating your colors what do you think i am maid of time you have to sort your reds by varying degree of redness wouldnt want the sizzling scarlet of your pants bleeding into your cool cherry crimson shirt now would we
no i think youre the housebird of striders which is true i mean who else is gonna make sure that we eat in a timely fashion also ugh i repeat ugh did i mention ugh i almost dont even care whether or not my cherry crimson shirt becomes more or less red that sounds like way more effort than im willing to ex
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i bet you set the scene perfectly
sorry i didnt hang around
i mustve missed my stage cue
or maybe the script slates me coming in later so the reunion can be that much more full of emotional turmoil
i mean these reunion episodes only happen once every couple seasons
we gotta make sure its quite a tearjerker
gotta keep the viewers hungry for more strider manpain
anyway
polo
im making my way downtown
walking fast
killing horsebeasts
theyre going past and im not quite homebound but i guess i could be if you wanted me to be
i havent seen hardly anyone else out and about but theres def people out doing some killing
because yknow blood is a thing and theres a lot of that
im having a grand ol time and by grand ol time i mean ew god gross everythings disgusting and weird
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nah dude you can stay out there until you assure me youre not dragging home oozing capefuls of nasty ass horse blood
that shits impossible to get out of carpet
anyway im making coffee do you want anything in yours
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and like a spoonful of sugar
shit how do you take your coffee
i probably take it that way
isnt that how this works
anyway ive got a spare outfit in my captchalogue dont you worry your pretty orange head about it
and ill hose off the cape before i throw it in the laundry
are you gonna make me separate out the colors too or is that something youre capable of
also whats for dinner and what time do you actually want me home
unless work keeps me late ill be home right on the dot honey
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but no youre definitely separating your colors
what do you think i am
maid of time
you have to sort your reds by varying degree of redness
wouldnt want the sizzling scarlet of your pants bleeding into your cool cherry crimson shirt now would we
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which is true
i mean who else is gonna make sure that we eat in a timely fashion
also ugh
i repeat ugh
did i mention ugh
i almost dont even care whether or not my cherry crimson shirt becomes more or less red
that sounds like way more effort than im willing to ex
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theres this dude being all fucking weird
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1/3
long silver looking hair
he
2/3
3/3
but brb
gotta go kick some ass
1/I dunno man I just roll with it
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oh shit
SHIT
Actually 3/3 is fine
are you shitting me????
dammit this is not the time!
I lied, one more 4/4