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[crowsicle]

[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]

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[crowsicle]

Haha, ow, fuck you, I'm a rare and delicate species protected by state, national, and interdimensional law.

[He smacks half-heartedly at Eren's arms with both hands.]

[greatrage]

Do I look like I give a damn about your space laws?

[he whaps right back, but without any power behind it. Because Davesprite really is a delicate little flower]

I'm an intergalactic criminal.

[crowsicle]

[Well excuse you, just because he only weighs thirteen pounds and is frequently bowled over by strong winds doesn't mean he can't take a hit. He probably couldn't take MORE than one hit, but still. He raises his hands to "defend."]

Well damn, didn't we just go over the fact that I'm a cop? Do I gotta take you in for a flagrant attack on an officer?

[greatrage]

[uh huh. Maybe a HALF a punch. If that]

You're a cop, but I'm a soldier. I wonder who wins, here? Besides, you couldn't drag me anywhere against my will if you tried.