[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
It's always the semiplumes, bro. Always. They're like fucking knives. Are you putting them there on purpose. Is this a thing we're doing now. Am I being punished for my overuse of the word when describing your various mental states by your lacing my mattress with them.
yes thats exactly whats going on here i have that much control over where all my little poky pieces go i purposely rub myself all over your bed when youre gone thinking to myself yeah thisll really learn him a good one what do you want me to do at least im not doing the full molt again i dont tell you to stop shedding dead skin cells do i
Are you reading what I'm saying to you. I'm finding these fuckers under the sheet, between it and the mattress. No amount of undirected shedding should have them ending up in there. Are your departed feathers developing free will. If so, we might have a problem on our hands.
ok thats weird because i mean i borrow your blanket sometimes but i dont strip your whole bed down can my feathers turn sentient is that a weird sprite thing no one told me about whats next is my tail going to grow a brain of its own and decide to stage a coup against my head for control of the principality of davesprite
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theyre feathers
they fly around all over the place
thats what they do
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Always.
They're like fucking knives.
Are you putting them there on purpose.
Is this a thing we're doing now.
Am I being punished for my overuse of the word when describing your various mental states by your lacing my mattress with them.
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i have that much control over where all my little poky pieces go
i purposely rub myself all over your bed when youre gone thinking to myself yeah thisll really learn him a good one
what do you want me to do
at least im not doing the full molt again
i dont tell you to stop shedding dead skin cells do i
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I'm finding these fuckers under the sheet, between it and the mattress.
No amount of undirected shedding should have them ending up in there.
Are your departed feathers developing free will.
If so, we might have a problem on our hands.
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weird
because i mean i borrow your blanket sometimes but i dont strip your whole bed down
can my feathers turn sentient
is that a weird sprite thing no one told me about
whats next is my tail going to grow a brain of its own and decide to stage a coup against my head for control of the principality of davesprite
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arbitrarily semipermeable
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They are, aren't they.
Hold please, I'm going to look under the bed.
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a guy can dream