[There isn't even an answering machine message here, only some horrible recreation of the theme from that one SBaHJ video he did made completely of clips of different bird calls.]
uh are you sure cause ive seen him and im pretty sure that like well ok i guess im not that sure?? i dont really know how magic demons work man we dont really have them where im from anyway if you didnt break your house whys levi mad
look are you gonna tell me what you did or not because while i may be police im at least seventy three percent corruptible especially when it comes to boyfriendnanigans
[AND THEN HE WAS. Speedy boyfriend to the rescue! Or well, speedy boyfriend to the door, anyway. He doesn't even bother knocking, just lets himself in.]
[Eren is ready for him. Though he couldn't find a fancy cape at the last second, so instead he has that knitted blanket around his shoulders. His shoulders looks a little broader, but otherwise the same.]
You ready to see the most awesome wings ever?
[with a dramatic flourish, Eren throws off the blanket and spreads his wings. Patterned not unlike a magpie in iridescent navy blue and pearly white, they're similar to the Survey Corps logo, but made real] Ta-da!!
[Davesprite wanders around Eren to view his wings in their full feathery glory, impressed despite sporting his own. He doesn't even ask before he reaches out to touch, because courtesy is for people who aren't your goofy boyfriend.]
I gotta admit, you're looking pretty fly for a white guy. How do they feel?
[hey, somebody else's wings are always cooler to look at than your own. As opposed to Davesprite's bright, sunshine orange feathers, Eren's are navy blue, metallic, almost gunmetal. The white feathers have a pearly sheen. A very organic interpretation of the Survey Corps' Wings of Freedom]
... Kind of heavy, actually. Well.. not heavy... [he frowns, trying to think of how he can describe it] It's kind of like when you... have a sore or something in your mouth, and you pay a lot of attention to it until you get used to it? I'm not used to them yet, so I'm really... aware of them. [he flashes a bright, genuine smile] But I love them! I can't wait until I'm strong enough to fly with them.
Damn right. I've already got an idea for something, like a bench press with a pulley system. The only problem is that it might rub sores on them, but... They're part of me, so they should heal like the rest of me.
[Eren is smiling fit to split his head. He's so happy he can hardly contain himself]
Ha! Of course! That means you have to catch me if I fuck up, though! If I splat, it'll be your fault.
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captain levis mad at me thogh
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did you break your house
did you break levis house
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i found your deal making friend. and i made a deal. and now levi is mad.
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and it was a lady
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are you sure
cause ive seen him and im pretty sure that like
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ok i guess im not that sure??
i dont really know how magic demons work man we dont really have them where im from
anyway if you didnt break your house whys levi mad
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because hes the fun police.
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because while i may be police im at least seventy three percent corruptible
especially when it comes to boyfriendnanigans
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i traded for wings.
because fuck the fun police i do what i want
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oh snap im coming over right the hell now
i wanna see these fuckers
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everything icould have hoped for and more
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be right there
[AND THEN HE WAS. Speedy boyfriend to the rescue! Or well, speedy boyfriend to the door, anyway. He doesn't even bother knocking, just lets himself in.]
Yo, show me the things!
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You ready to see the most awesome wings ever?
[with a dramatic flourish, Eren throws off the blanket and spreads his wings. Patterned not unlike a magpie in iridescent navy blue and pearly white, they're similar to the Survey Corps logo, but made real] Ta-da!!
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[Davesprite wanders around Eren to view his wings in their full feathery glory, impressed despite sporting his own. He doesn't even ask before he reaches out to touch, because courtesy is for people who aren't your goofy boyfriend.]
I gotta admit, you're looking pretty fly for a white guy. How do they feel?
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... Kind of heavy, actually. Well.. not heavy... [he frowns, trying to think of how he can describe it] It's kind of like when you... have a sore or something in your mouth, and you pay a lot of attention to it until you get used to it? I'm not used to them yet, so I'm really... aware of them. [he flashes a bright, genuine smile] But I love them! I can't wait until I'm strong enough to fly with them.
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[Look at this cheeky motherfucker. He stands in front of Eren again, hands in his pockets, unable to stop smiling, he's so entirely happy for him.]
I call dibs on the asshole that gets to push you off a roof when you're ready.
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[Eren is smiling fit to split his head. He's so happy he can hardly contain himself]
Ha! Of course! That means you have to catch me if I fuck up, though! If I splat, it'll be your fault.
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Hmm.
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"Hmmm"?
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